The man who says his wife can't take a joke forgets that she took him.

-Unknown

By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.

-Socrates

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

-Marthin Luther King

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.

-Lord Byron

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.

-Benjamin Franklin

Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.

-oscar Wilde

Marrying is easy, it's housework that's hard.