3:27 PM
Monday, September 1, 2008
- Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
- Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
- There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
- Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
- You have to love yourself before you can love someone.
- To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best.
- Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.