5:03 PM
Monday, September 22, 2008
I'll probably not write anything for the last week, since I'll be busy with exams.
- When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. - Mrs. White, (Clue 1985)
- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
- Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin
- When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
- "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
- My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
