A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section.

The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."

After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beatiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."

The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.

"I told her first class isn't going to Detroit."

I'll probably not write anything for the last week, since I'll be busy with exams.

1. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
2. 
   
   Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. - Mrs. White, (Clue 1985)
3. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
4. Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin
5. When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
6. "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
7. My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
   

• Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

• The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

• Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

• Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

• "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

• Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling

• The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Is a fancy way to say you're dying inside.

And that's what I have, don't know why.

This week's quotes are of love!


# To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best.
# Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
# At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.
# Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
# Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.
# Love, like a river, will cut a new path whenever it meets an obstacle.
Love is like the sun coming out of the clouds and warming your sou

Go to :
http://www.peanutsrocksthevote.com/

and vote for Snoopy, Charlie Brown, Lucy,Linus or Sally

I'm straight but yet I think gays and lesbians have the right to live as themselves.

I found this on a webpage: it has pretty sad situations

• I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian
• .I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
• I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
• We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
• I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
• I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
• I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
• I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
• We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
• I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
• I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
• I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
• I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
• I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
• I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
• I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
• I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
• I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
• I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality. Recently, she said that as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned in any circumstance.

The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a US resident, which was posted on the Internet:

Dear Dr. Laura

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to follow them.

1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odour for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbours. They claim the odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev.15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell ? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

A neko is someone part cat or other animal

There are lessons out there to be learnt from cartoon characters if you know where to look.
- Jack Hanna

"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on" - Samuel Goldwyn.

"What's another word for thesaurus?" - Steven Wright.

"Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me." - G.W. Hegel (philosopher)

"Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet." Mark Twain. -

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett.

"Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage." - Ambrose Bierce

"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest." - Rowan Atkinson

"Next, 'New New York in Crisis.' Morbo?" "Thanks, human female. Puny Earthlings were shocked today to learn that a ball of garbage will destroy their pathetic city of New New York." "Makes me glad we live here in Los Angeles." "Morbo agrees." *both laugh cheerfully* - Female anchorwoman & Morbo, the alien newsreader (the alien Jeremy Paxman?)
"All in all, this is one day Mittens the kitten won't soon forget." "Kittens give Morbo gas. In lighter news, the city of New New York is doomed. Blame rests with known human Professor Hubert Farnsworth and his tiny, inferior brain." - Female anchorwoman & Morbo, the alien newsreader
Morbo : "Morbo will now introduce tonights Presidential candidates. Puny human number 1, puny human number 2 and Morbo's good friend Richard Nixon." Nixon : "Hello, Morbo, how's the family?" Morbo : "Belligerent and numerous." Nixon : "Good man. Nixon is pro-war and pro-family!"
"They're great! They're like sex except I'm having them." - Fry
"You're a superhero? That's wonderful! But did you have to make the costume so revealing?" - Leela 'comes out' to her parents
"Who are you and why should I care?" - Bender
"I can't stand idly by while poor people eat free food. We gotta start charging for these." - Bender
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The 'x' makes it sound sexy." - Bender
"Second place! That's just a fancy word for loser!" - Bender
"What did you say?" "I said you two don't dress trampy enough." - Leela and Amy surprise Bender
"Are you alright?" "Nothing a lawsuit won't cure." - Leela and Bender
"Get off my property!" "You can't own property man!" "Yes I can, because I'm not a penniless hippy!" - Professor Farnsworth encounters a Hippy
"Some say I'm robbing the cradle, but I say she's robbing the grave." - Professor Farnsworth has a new friend
"It's the apocalypse alright! I always knew I'd have a hand in it." - Professer Farnsworth
"With my last breath I curse Zoidberg!" - Professer Farnsworth, not wasting his last breath
"If it is alien, we must destroy it!" "Um, sir..." "Right. Nobody destroy Kif." - Zapp Brannigan and Kif, "Futurama"
"Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually, it wasn't hers, it was her dad's. Actually, she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains." "Fry, remember what I told you about always ending your stories a sentence earlier?" - Fry and Leela, "Futurama"
"You can't eat dolphins." "Why?" "They're intelligent." "Not this one. He blew all his money at cards." - Leela and Bender
"Wait. What am I saying? If I poach this beast's lower horn, am I any better than that ranger with his demented foot lust? Yes... but not by enough." - Lrrr, dealing with an ethical dilemma
"Hey, which crazy things happening here are you guys screaming about?" - Fry, beset by chaos
"You mean we travelled through time?" "Yes. Some idiot must have put metal in the microwave." - Bender and Professor Farnsworth
"If, for instance, you killed your grandfather you would cease to exist." "But existing is all I basically do!" - Professor Farnsworth and Fry, on the perils of time travel
"And so life returned to normal, well, as normal as life gets on this planet populated by psychotic apes." - Nibbler, revealing his true nature
"Every book in this library is a mental world." - The Giant Brain Spawn battles Fry, as the fate of the galaxy hangs in the balance
"Fry! Don't be a hero! It's not covered by the health plan." - Hermes, ever the bureaucrat
"Your body was badly damaged in the crash." "How badly?" "That's it over there." - Dr Zoidberg and Fry
You don't have to be crazy to mutter to yourself here but it helps. - Sign in the Asylum for Insane Robots
"Awww, he looks like a little insane drunken angel." - Amy, as Fry sleeps off the effects of drinking like a robot
Leela: "I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can." Professor: "You're going to do his laundry?"
"One of the great things in the future, there's going to be 5,000 networks, but UPN will still be in last place... The NRA is still around, but they're now crusading for the right to bear death rays... The Simpsons is still on in the year 3000, but the fans on the Internet are complaining that the last 500 years haven't been as good." - Matt Groening, on the world of "Futurama"

Brain: "Promise me something, Pinky. Never breed."
Pinky: "Whatcha doin' over there, Brain?" Brain: "Contemplating your afterlife, Pinky."
Brain: "Pinky, I am in considerable pain." Pinky: "Narf! Zort! Poit! Gat! I'm with you, Brain!"
Pinky: "Wot now, Brain?" Brain: "We should flee in terror. Yes, that would be the wisest course!"
Brain: "Now, Pinky, if by any chance you are captured during this mission, remember you are Gunther Heindriksen from Appenzell. You moved to Grindelwald to drive the cog train to Murren. Can you repeat that?" Pinky: "Mmmm, no, Brain, don't think I can."
Brain: "I am not devoid of humour."
Pinky: "Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?" Brain: "The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!"
Brain: "I'm a laboratory mouse in the first stages of an elaborate plan to take over the world."
Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" Pinky: "Yeah, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorise the whole opera in yiddish." Brain: "Pinky, you are a threat to tolerance."
Brain : "I shall pollute the water supply with this DNAdefibuliser, turning everyone into mindless slaves." Pinky : "What about the people who drink bottled water?" Brain : "Pinky, people who pay 5 dollars for a bottle of water are already mindless slaves."
Brain : "Accepting my own errors, the team needs balance. Balance, yes. Therefore, to successfully take over the world, a sacrifice must be made. One of us must be an imbecile."
"This particular scheme has a physicality to it that I dislike immensely." - The Brain, crashing down to earth

Excellent story!
Great characters and plot.
I think it has two of the three principles of the novel "1984", that are:

• War is peace: Doesn't apply to this story
  
• Freedom is slavery: It's clearly stated that if people had the freedom to think and to speak whatever they want the society will fall into chaos
  
• Ignorance is strenght: That's what the government thinks, the reason of why they handicap the commoners. The more ignorant the people are, the more power the governments will have.
  

Besides people forget about the horrible acts of the government because they can't think that much.
It sort of shows that even the smartest people are in reality stupid.
Not stupid in the sense that they don't know anything, they are stupid in the sense that they let their pride control their actions. A clearly example is Harrison, that instead of making a plan to take down the government, declared himself the Emperor, and had a great time dancing with the Empress and because of that, because of that stupidity, he is murdered.

1984 is a fiction book, it reminds me of a story I'm reading in Literature class.
The story is about how in 1984 people are being watched by Big Brother(the president), their thoughts are regulated by the government, and they take you to jail if youre thought are against Big Brother and so on.

In a pyramid they have the three principles of the tyranny, sort of reminds me of what the government this

• War is peace
• 
  Freedom is slavery
• 
  Ignorance is strenght

How can children play with these rhymes?? No offense to people in the U.K

Who killed Cock Robin poem

"Who killed Cock Robin?" "I," said the Sparrow,
"With my bow and arrow, I killed Cock Robin."
"Who saw him die?" "I," said the Fly,
"With my little eye, I saw him die."
"Who caught his blood?" "I," said the Fish,
"With my little dish, I caught his blood."
"Who'll make the shroud?" "I," said the Beetle,
"With my thread and needle, I'll make the shroud."
"Who'll dig his grave?" "I," said the Owl,
"With my pick and shovel, I'll dig his grave."
"Who'll be the parson?" "I," said the Rook,
"With my little book, I'll be the parson."
"Who'll be the clerk?" "I," said the Lark,
"If it's not in the dark, I'll be the clerk."
"Who'll carry the link?" "I," said the Linnet,
"I'll fetch it in a minute, I'll carry the link."
"Who'll be chief mourner?" "I," said the Dove,
"I mourn for my love, I'll be chief mourner."
"Who'll carry the coffin?" "I," said the Kite,
"If it's not through the night, I'll carry the coffin."
"Who'll bear the pall? "We," said the Wren,
"Both the cock and the hen, we'll bear the pall."
"Who'll sing a psalm?" "I," said the Thrush,
"As she sat on a bush, I'll sing a psalm."
"Who'll toll the bell?" "I," said the bull,
"Because I can pull, I'll toll the bell."
All the birds of the air fell a-sighing and a-sobbing,
When they heard the bell toll for poor Cock Robin.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after.

Up Jack got and home did trot
As fast as he could caper;
Went to bed and bound his head
With vinger and brown paper.

When Jill came in, how she did grin
To see Jack's paper plaster.
Mother, vexed, did whip her next
For causing Jack's diaster.

Sing a song of sixpence,
A pocket full of rye;
Four and twenty blackbirds,
Baked in a pie.

When the pie was opened,
The birds began to sing;
Was not that a dainty dish,
To set before the king ?

The king was in his counting-house,
Counting out his money;
The queen was in the parlour,
Eating bread and honey.

The maid was in the garden,
Hanging out the clothes,
Along came a blackbird,
And snapped off her nose.

Lizzie Borden
took an axe
hit her father forty whacks
When she saw what she had done
She hit her mother forty-one

Solomon Grundy,
born on a Monday
christened on Tuesday
married on Wednesday
took ill on Thursday
worse on Friday
died on Saturday
buried on Sunday
This is the end of
Solomon Grundy

Twisting and turning, the clockwork wind-up doll plans rebellion

Hisui, Kohaku and Meno Shina
Cruel Alices
Insist upon limp, inorganic wings of mermaids
And glass scales of angels.

They seem to be waiting only in the sea of cellophane where the dugong sleep
In the beautiful, richly coloured nightmare, they throw the music box with the broken black lock
Into the attic and let the sin drop onto the white soles of the feet
Of the boy who is mesmerized by the forbidden game of hard mystomania.

He couches down.

They cruelly carve out his sick, sharp, opaque thorn
Lost in the 13 o'clock
Mother Goose labyrinth of time
The doors will never open, and no one will ever notice.

I received in an e-mail sometjing about Indigo and Crystal children,
but are they really real or are they just an urban myth?

I want to publish a book when I grow up, problem is that's really difficult.
Besides I am very lazy sometimes, so sometimes I have the dilema "to write or not to write" ,
but still I like writing my poems and my haikus.
I entered in a competition so wish me luck!
They will say who are the winners the 9 of October

• Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
  
• Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

• There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

• Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

• You have to love yourself before you can love someone.
  
• To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best.
  
• Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.