2:43 PM
Thursday, August 28, 2008
- Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
- What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
- If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
- He who laughs last...didn't get it.
- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
- We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.